Coca Cola and the NT recycling scheme

The following is a very lame attempt at mocking the 'Always Coca Cola' song. Thanks guys for showing how good you are at being corporate citizens and opposing a cash back scheme. Alternate lyrics appreciated.

"do do do do dood, do do do ,do do

do do do do dood, always corp’rate-swindle (2x)

Wherever there's a coke there's always a can

whenever there's profit, there's a recycling ban

wherever there is greed, it’s always so dumb

whenever there's junk there's always corp’rate-swindle... yeah.

chorus

The junk will always pile, the birds will always die

As long as there’s plastic, there's always the fake thing

Coca-cola is always the one

Whenever there is junk, there's always corp’rate-swindle

do do do do dood, do do do ,do do (corp’rate-swindle)

do do do do dood, always coca-cola (ooh, ooh, oooh)

do do do do dood, do do do ,do do (doo dood do do doooh)

do do do do dood, always coca-cola (hey eh)

let the cans pile, let them pile.

always, always... corp’rate-swindle

oh always.